My video for Golden Goose 2012 at Gordon College. What up, yo, my name is Michael Mann. I understand women like the back of my hand. Well, that would be true if I were an amputee And had been so since the ripe age of three. Truth is, I find 'em kind of intimidating, cuz my brain and my mouth are never cooperating. Like they got their own method of female detection, And are rising up together in an insurrection. I talk to women like I talk to walls-- I look crazy if I try to speak at all. And talking to girls is like milking a cow, because I probably should have learned how to do it by now. Going to parties is like whale watching- I start throwing up when everybody's rocking. Talking to me is like a game of chess Because I'm pretty good but I'm not the best, So if the game ends early or the game goes late, Either way you know you gonna end up with a stalemate "stale mate." "Stale mate"-- Like a boring partner? You'd better pay attention cuz they're gonna get harder. One of my! problems is that I'm a voice cracker, And I ain't talking about about my career as a white rapper. I guess it just wasn't meant to be Cuz I'm the anti-Cicero of the 21st century Verse 2: When you ask a question don't expect an answer-- I'll be slipping out derps like a pez dispenser. I got the confidence than a newborn baby "Do you want to go out?" Kinda-yes-no-maybe. It's even worse when I'm interested; When the time comes for my wit to be tested, I miss jump shots going up uncontested, and probably
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